BREAKING NEWS
Barry “Bail” Bonds has been indicted on five counts of perjury and obstruction of justice stemming from his 2003 grand jury testimony about illegal steroid use.
“Bail” Bonds Nickname © 2007, Tickle My Kittens
Now that I’ve copyrighted this new nickname and its derivations, I can use it in jokes without worry of them being picked up by Sports Center. For example:
It’s a sad day when Barry Bonds is on the juice, and “The Juice” is being held without bond.
No? Ok, I’ll keep brainstorming.
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December 1st, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Apparently you can also indict a shit sandwich.
May 19th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
A little boy often heard thumping noises from his parent’s bedroom. One night, he crept from his bedroom and peeked into his parents bedroom and saw his mom on top of his dad.
The next day he told his mom what he saw and wanted to know what she was doing on top of his dad. His mother was shocked and embarrassed at the same time. She tried to make it look very casual.
She said, “Oh, your daddy is too fat, so I was trying to slim him down.”
The boy then immediately replied, “It’s no use because the lady next door comes around when you’re not in to blow him up again.”